feistyfeminist:

caitastrophejane:

norafriday:

rosemarysbabyjane:

nanner:

Abortion. Cancelled. Firefly.

I believe abortion designed the new Tumblr layout and the new Netflix layout.

Abortion also leaves the toilet seat up, puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge and doesn’t wipe its feet.

Abortion borrowed 50 bucks from me and never paid me back.

Abortion always sets my alarm for early on weekend mornings.

Abortion didn’t come to my birthday party. Didn’t even rsvp to my evite.

Abortion said they’d call, but I’m still waiting by the phone.

hahahahaha 

(via lipstick-feminists)